Malaysia:
Barnacles! What could be worse than attacking Brunei (plays both sides, an ally of the USA)?!
China:
Oh, I know! [takes war out of his pocket, dips it eagerly into his own can of war, and blows out a war against Russia and it's allies] Two giant paint bubbles!
Malaysia:
Don't!
[The two sides merge together to form one colossal alliance, known as the Ziggy Treaty Organization]
Malaysia:
China?
Patrick:
Yeah, Malaysia?
Malaysia:
I don't think this alliance can get much countries!
China:
Nonsense! [starts sending more countries to the alliance even more with a UN peacekeeping force]
Malaysia:
CHINA NO!
[BOOM!]