All posts by KurieIs A1203Guy
Set fire to your hair (Bill Denbrough gets fire on his hair)Poke a stick at a grizzly bear (Werewolf20156 pokes a long stick into a grizzly bear, but his face gets eaten)Eat medicine that's out of date (Alex Studio ツ eats Derry Medicine but it expired on 2020.)Use your private parts as Piranha bait (Eddie uses his private parts at a piranha bait)
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Get your toast out with a fork (Canal and Canal games tries to get toast but dies)Do your own electrical work (ñeon omoka ? turns on the electricity, but his house burns)Teach your self how to fly (Georgie Denbrough tries tp fly but is lazy and a average pilot crashes the plane)Eat a two-week-old unrefridgerated pie (Rampage of the Skies eats two-week-old unrefridgerated pie then slips on it's mess)
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to die-ie-ieSo many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside (Parker Anderson gets attacked by Jason Vorhees)Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride (Richie Tozier found a dealer's brand new ride, but gets hit by the dealer's bat)Take your helmet off in outer space (ME!)Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place (colorful world of Mari plays hide and seek, but uses a clothes dryer as a hiding place then blood splatters)
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to die-ie-ieSo many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattle snake as a pet (Master Freddy 9352 uses a snake as his pet, then it bites his left eye)Sell both your kidneys on the internet (Beverly Marsh sells her kidneys on Ebay in the internet)Eat a tube of super glue (Jugar pa ganar eats a tube of super glue, then tries the balance but falls into glue)I wonder, what's this red button do? (Henry Bowers presses a red button then kills the population of Derry, and half of the population of Boston is killed)
Dumb ways to dieSo many dumb ways to dieDumb ways to die-ie-ieSo many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season (SuperDog Tyler gets shot in a hunting season while disguising as a moose)Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason (Danny Torrance throws the nest of wasps up and down, then the wasp hits his head)Stand on the edge of a train station platform (Dean **from IT Chapter 2** stands on the edge of Union Circle St (known as 29th St Union Circle) at Derry Subway)Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing (Patrick Hockstetter drives accross a boomgate on a level crossing then a train hits the car thge glass and the steering wheel are on Patrick Hockstetter's body with lots of cuts due to the train)Run across the tracks between the platformsThey may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly (Sky **portuguese** tries to get a book on the other side of the plaform of a Brazillian Rail System station then his half body its cut)
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